ya gotta be quick witted around here....

Christian has lately developed an aversion to washing his hands after going to the bathroom.  I think it is his personal quest to outwit the washing police (aka Mom). But he's not ahead of me....yet.

Yesterday's conversation went like this:

Me: (after he came down from the bathroom) Did you wash your hands?

C: yes

Me: let me see them (I feel his hands, and they're completely dry)...your hands aren't wet

C: I just dried them really well

Me: So if I go upstairs and check the sink, will I find that it's wet? 

C: (sighs) I'll go back and wash them